I know, shame on me for not posting
But check this out, if you’ve got a little bit of free time to read a really long story, check out this page:
http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
Most of the people I know on the internet know about this already, but I’m all for humiliating retards who don’t have the decency to return something that’s not theirs, especially when a reward was offered.