Who put the roofies in my Domino’s?

Holy crap. I just slept for about 4 hours. It’s midnight. After I got home from work, Rob and I ordered a pizza from Domino’s. We got some flyer in the mail, and one of the pies looked really super tasty. So we ordered, and about half an hour later, we were eating cheesy goodness.

We had about 3-4 slices each (got a large, but they’re really pretty small for a large, about Pizza Hut’s medium sized pizza, if you can use that to compare). Not 10 minutes after I ate mine, I started feeling drowsy. Like, really super sleepy. I had planned on playing some warcraft tonight, and I had already logged in, but was distracted for a little while by Koko (btw, who knew Koko was still around? I remember seeing her on Sesame Street with her kitten, and even at the young age of 5, it blew my mind that this was a GORILLA SPEAKING TO PEOPLE with sign language. Holy crap. What is this nonsense I hear though about a lawsuit against them because the president of the foundation asked women to bear their breasts to Koko? Click here to read about Koko’s nipple fetish. I have no idea. I wouldn’t bear my boobs to a gorilla though, any more than I would show my best friend just for the hell of it).

But seriously. I couldn’t keep my eyes open. I logged out, and went to lie down in bed. Here’s the thing that really makes me wonder though. Rob came to lie down with me. At 8 pm. He woke up at noon today. He fell asleep until around 10:30.

So really, what the hell was in our pizza?

  

One Response to “Who put the roofies in my Domino’s?”

  1. wyn Says:

    koko!! I heard about that nipple thing. Let’s hear it for beastiality… @_@

    Good luck on your interview on monday, but i’ll see you tonight :D

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